Hier einige Zitate von den besten Verteidigern Gottes, die die Welt zu bieten hat:
God is real and you cannot apprehend him. — Stanley Fish
God is 6,000 years old. — Ken Ham
God made dragons first! — Kent Hovind
God talks to me and you can’t prove that he doesn’t. — Bruce Chapman
God made evolution. — Jonathan Wells
God is in malaria...and malaria is irresistibly irreducible. — Michael Behe
God is beyond you, me and himself. — Dinesh D’Souza
God is the thing of which there is something that we do not know but that I would like to say he is. — Alister McGrath
God is complex and likes to specify his creations with lots of information. — William Dembski
God is going to kill all homosexuals. — Pat Robertson
God hates homosexuals. — Jerry Falwell
God is going to return to destroy Satan because he is very, very mad. — Tim LaHaye
God is gravity and I like gravity very much. — Al Sharpton
God talks to me, not you. — Pope Benedict XVI
God will destroy every homosexual on judgment day. — Ted Haggard
God likes to kill non-believers and people who voted for Nader. — Ann Coulter
God doesn’t allow abortions to take place in heaven. — Lou Engle
God is like a waterfall. — Francis Collins
God is in a baby’s smile and a grandmother’s apple pie. — Marvin Olasky
I am God! — Reverend X
God is like a banana. — Ray Comfort
God is like a can of coke. — Kirk Cameron
God is in the peanut butter. — Duane Gish
God talks to me through dead people. — John Edward
Quelle: http://thestubborncurmudgeon.blogspot.com/2007/07/god-defined.html
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